WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK OH MY GOD WHAT THE EVEN ALMIGHTY JESUS FUCKING FUCK. THIS IS JUST, NO, WHAT THE FUCK. GOD FUCKING WHAT FUCKING WHAT WHAT NO FUCK. THIS DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHY MORIARTY WHY WE NEED YOU MORIARTY. SHERLOCK WHY WHAT NO HOW DID YOU NO WHAT WHYYYYY FUCK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUCK. JAWN YOU SAD SAD BASTARD.
I.
CAN’T.
Man asks his wife to slap him awake for 15 days.
Days Eleven and Twelve!
“why”
omg
When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.
These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.
If anybody ever tells me that storytelling isn’t important anymore, I’ll show them this post.
(Source: romangodfrey)
Shout out to knowing someone is playing League of Legends just because you can recognize the time between clicks and realize that’s exactly what they’re doing.
Check out these awesome Obama bumper stickers!
But wait….red white and blue? Doesn’t that look familiar?
BEHOLD! THE DUTCH FLAG! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!? I’M ON TO YOU!
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP, AMERICA!
But wait! Turn the sticker on its side and what does it look like then?
HOW FAR DOWN DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO, YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD?
(Source: m-ordor)
About I do what I want.
